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feist brings her counting skills to sesame street and i am now even more in love with this adorable canadian.

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Though they hail from Canada highly notable band, Cancel Winter, is for Change.

when a hockey mom rules the world...

let's forget the battles of democrats versus republicans, obama versus mccain, mental capacity versus ummm republicans for a quick moment and focus on the finer things in life - the world of hollywood. honestly, while i don't necessarily believe that The Impaler could save our current economic crisis, I do think she might be able to pack a theatre...

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A Courtesy Flush for The BPA

The Brighton Port Authority definitely deserves props for originality. Toe Jam is the second single and video release by BPA. Shot like a 1970s porno, Toe Jam, features a good looking cast of disrobed youths bounteously gyrating and wiggling to the title track. I certainly enjoyed the video, it's creative, funny, cleverly censored yet...naked. However, the song gets irritating after the first 30 seconds or so, though the video is definitely worth a run-through. I wonder what the FCC is thinking? Maybe they should inquire into Fatboy Slim's agenda: believing a collaboration between Bavid Bryne, Dizzee Rascal and himself was a good idea? I think not. BUT, the thought behind BPA as a vehicle for collaboration under false pretences is quite the idea. Will BPA encounter the same success as The Last Shadow Puppets? Alright, maybe that's not the best comparison but it will suffice. Anyway, "He's Frank," featuring Iggy Pop, is a much cooler track.

dont poop your pants

so much for exerting yourself though routine visits to the gym. reserve your mornings for sleeping in. you can now afford to hit the snooze button a few more times, grab a coffee, read the paper and make small talk with your friendly and unemployed neighbour.

just watch you dont poop your pants.

its not to say that the fear of shitting yourself isnt sufficient motivation to skip the fries and get a salad, but honestly, is this what we have resorted to? making ourselves vulnerable to a socially crippling situation just to shed those last 10 pounds we reluctantly became friends with in freshman year. i do give alli credit for just putting it out there. so when your sitting at work, mindlessly typing away at your computer and you uncontrollably fill your pants with the mornings breakfast, you cant say you didnt see it coming.

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now that we are on the topic of poop, because it is not something you can just bring up whenever you want, when opportunity strikes i like to take full advantage...

i came across this gem of a diagram on wikipedia. seriously, wikipedia what cant you help me with? can you imagine being the young and inspired designer who was commissioned to mock up heaton and lewis' seven varieties of human shit. the title for this well sculpted diagram: entirely liquid. i couldnt have said it better myself.

but pooping these days is serious business. i went to school with the daughter of a shopping channel superstar and founder of one of those muscle massaging machines that you hook up to and effortlessly lose weight, tone and massage those hard to reach places. steph and i were at a dinner, more like an extended interview, for a marketing job at some multinational pop company. im sure we were enjoying the free wine a little too much, because we casually got on the topic of the importance of bowl movements. we talked about shitting like we were fucking experts.

its probably a bad career move and just poor manners to start talking about poo at the dinner table. But the office wasnt even in the city and i couldnt see myself living in the suburbs or commuting an hour each way in toronto rush hour. so we continued our deconstruction of the human digestive system like nobodies business.

steph had just gathered customer testimonials in preparation for the launch of her new line of supplements. There was one women that was so backed up, that each breath, each burp smelt like her asshole. she took stephs detox system and shed her body of ten pounds of crap almost instantly. talk about lightening the load.

although i thought this story was totally disgusting (but in a good way), not everyone at the table took to our choice of subject matter. i dont know why people get so uncomfortable when the number two comes up. i think the whole idea of it is pretty hilarious and amazing even. mainly because its one of the few things we all have in common. everybody poops.